you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
You can call me Babycakes.
I am your you.
so im going through miami oxford’s class of 2017 fb page and i see this
Hi everybody i’m from beautiful Massachusetts, home of dunkin donuts and paul revere. I’m a capricorn, so i’m very playful and naturally intelligent ;). In terms of a roomate, i’m just looking for someone who is into hentai and whispering to eachother deep into the night about anything from the day’s events to the latest episode of glee! I’m a free-spirit who is definitely looking to PARTAY on the weekends! I even had my first beer the other day, and I must say I’m mucho excited to have some more hehe. anywayssss college is going to be, like, the absolute bomb!
what the actual fuck
maybe next time I’ll sit on that dick
for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph
and then everybody looked at him like this
my dad tried to grow potatoes in the garden we’re proud of him
what if Romney won the election but Obama refused to step down and he was like
i recognize the country has made a decision
but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, i’ve elected to ignore it