How you feel when your crush texts you. - Vine by SPECIALK

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if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price

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short girls who say they want a guy over 6ft piss me off man that’s totally disrespectful to the tall girl struggle. stay in your lane and cuff a short guy and go have smurf children ok leave us tall people alone

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If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.

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you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

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so im going through miami oxford’s class of 2017 fb page and i see this

Hi everybody i’m from beautiful Massachusetts, home of dunkin donuts and paul revere. I’m a capricorn, so i’m very playful and naturally intelligent ;). In terms of a roomate, i’m just looking for someone who is into hentai and whispering to eachother deep into the night about anything from the day’s events to the latest episode of glee! I’m a free-spirit who is definitely looking to PARTAY on the weekends! I even had my first beer the other day, and I must say I’m mucho excited to have some more hehe. anywayssss college is going to be, like, the absolute bomb!

what the actual fuck


it kinda looks cool though
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it kinda looks cool though
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for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph


and then everybody looked at him like this


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